Friday, July 1, 2011

WILDEFIRE has one hot booty!

And by "booty" I mean "caboose." And by "caboose" I mean "derriere." And as we all know, "derriere" is French for the sizzling excerpt on the back of Wildefire's jacket.

After the infamous Root Beer Nudists and Hostile Beekepers incident, I can't wait to find out what sort of traffic the use of the terms "hot booty," "derriere," and "caboose" brings to this website. Maybe some French train fetishists? (To be clear, I meant that the trains would be French, not the fetishists. Adjective fail.)


  1. You must get some really "interesting" visits to your site. You use every single word I try to avoid on mine! :)

    Now I just have to wonder if they're disappointed or maybe not so disappointed when they arrive to watch your dancing vlogs...Hmmm...

    This is such a perfect choice for the jacket booty. Ash is so frickin' awesome!

    Happy release month.

  2. Oooh. I gots chills! But they're not multiplyin', because this isn't Grease. HOWEVER. The jacket copy looks AWESOME!!!! I'm so excited for this book, I've marked the release date on my calendar.

  3. "I'll go down in flames before I go up in smoke."

    woooow nice one, Ash! I mean Karsten, I mean who-wrote-that-anyway?

  4. OMG I looooooooooove it. Wait - was that too extreme? I mean I LOVE YOUR BOOTY! Wait...


    Nice rear-end. Oh crap...

    *Sigh* I give up. I LOVE the quote.

  5. Maybe you'll get some pirates looking for good ways to hide their booty. Haha.

    Love the back of Wildefire. It's very hot. I can't wait to get my own copy!

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  7. I propose a Karsten booty shaking video to go with this post. Maybe then the random people who find this page looking for other things won't be disappointed. Just sayin'.

    I do love this jacket cover. Absolutely perfect for the book! =) Happy Book Release Month! Not much longer until things get real.

  8. I love the excerpt for the book jacket! It fits Ashline perfectly from what I've read so far.

    This makes me even more excited to get my hands on a hardcover copy when it's released.

  9. Nice! Can't wait to read it :)

  10. sooooo good! i must have this book in my hands soon! :D

  11. This makes me anticipate the book even more. Can't wait to get it in my clutches and read it! :)