Booze. By the time they open the time capsule in 15 years they'll be old enough. And thirsty.
All my pictures on here are of people sipping ginger ale in their underwear :( Sorry.
Only if he's drinking root beer in the nude while he's beekeeping.
When 3 trees love each other very much and decide to crosspollinate...
Poison your bird-feeder or invest in a shotgun.
First, stop calling them "common." Every bird is a rare rose. Secondly, lower your voice. This isn't a rock concert.
Those aren't "night birds," friend. They're bats.
A sloth walks into a bar. Three years later, he gets to the counter and orders a beer.
One sloth asks another sloth, "How do you do so well with the ladies?" The second sloth replies, "Probably because I'm well hung."
I have 120,000 dollars in student loans. Please pre-order it instead.
Seasons 1, 2, and 3 of the Jersey Shore on DVD, a copy of WILDEFIRE, and 6 pieces of confetti for the opener to throw on themselves.
Have Robin spell check it for you. Or throw a Batarang at it.
What it sounds like when you say my name then scratch a turntable.
I will have the baby with you if you stop calling me Jane.
Meow.
NOT puberty.
Little changes in your search keywords.
26 in two weeks.
I am frequently happy, yes.
Wait, were you googling this because you thought there would be a website that provided an answer? "Is Karsten Knight actually cute? Or is he just faking it? Let's debate." I'm a YA author, not Justin Bieber.
Hey now.
Much better.
I don't even know how to respond to this one. If you read it quickly, it sounds like "You're caressing the goats."
Yes tapioca pudding. Think pudding! I mean--think positive.
2012 isn't for another 9 months, but at least John Cusack will be there to dance with you. With any luck, he'll be dressed as a:
