Vlog #12: How to Pick Up a Zebra

This week's topic was "opening lines." I got confused. This was the result.



Warning, video contains: zombie unicorns, zebra pickup lines, Christmas tree impersonations, sparkling vampires, and bad metaphors.

Vlog #11: What It Takes to be an Alpha Male

The Book Faery was kind enough to invite me to guest post for her blog's birthday bash. The topic was alpha males in literature, but I decided to take it a step farther and teach you how to be an alpha male in real life...

...just like me.



You can head on over and check out the actual post here: http://book-faery.blogspot.com/2010/08/day-25-guest-post-karsten-knight.html and follow a wonderful blog while you're at it.

Vlog #10: Karsten Impersonates a Unicorn

Plotting isn't the most thrilling of topics, but I promise if you suffer through the dry intro, the video eventually contains tantrums, dancing, and, yes, dancing.



And sorry for the sound volume disparity--I still haven't mastered this new webcam. Grrrrrrrr. Does anyone remember the SNL skits with Will Ferrell about Voice Immodulation?

Vlog #9: Karsten's Video-Scrapbook

I decided to show more of my sentimental side this week, and video-scrapbooked the last 7 years of my life, condensed down to the length of one two-minute song. Enjoy



The song I'm singing in the background is Cy Coleman's "Why Try to Change Me Now?"